Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Attention whores!

Yes! Attention whores, the whole lot of them!

Just CALL THE DAMN VOTE, Indiana! (Or, more specifically, Lake County, Indiana!) You're killing us!

It's like, 1 AM and they STILL haven't finished counting!

What, are they counting ballots by hand?!

Arrrrrgggghhh!

You know, I always thought people from Indiana were weird. Though this is solely based on that time I met this girl from Indiana who told me all about how she has to drive across a river (like, literally, because apparently there wasn't a bridge, which I still cannot imagine) to get to her house and that she had sex like, 5 times a day in the woods (because her house is in like, total wilderness, which I guess is why there is no bridge over the river in front of her house).